[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by blindzebra

I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.

I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."

I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."

So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."

I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."

I moved into an appartment with a switch on the wall that seemed to do nothing. Every time I walked by it I would switch it on & off, but nothing happened. Two months later I got a letter from a woman in Germany, it said "Cut it out".