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Sorry to break the awesome string of jokes, but...
...from recent NCAA bulletin, under "Points of Emphasis": Palming While more illegal dribble violations (palming) have been called this season than in the past, there are still too many violations not being called. Officials must become more consistent in calling these violations when they occur.
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I love the Steven Wright quotes, but I got no call. The ball did not stop any longer than during a hesitation dribble and the hand never touched the bottom of the ball, nor was if facing skyward, so I got nothing.
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