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I'd call it in high school. It seems to me that the laws of physics would make this move impossible without palming.
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Well, yeah, in a girls game.
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What are you saying? Physics are different in a boys' game?
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Wait, I have this Ben Wright quote running through my head. 
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Do you mean Steven Wright?
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I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."
I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."
So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."
I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."
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I moved into an appartment with a switch on the wall that seemed to do nothing. Every time I walked by it I would switch it on & off, but nothing happened. Two months later I got a letter from a woman in Germany, it said "Cut it out".
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If you are traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights does anything happen?
I bought a box of powdered water, but I did not know what to add.
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I've been so depressed.
I was seeing this young lady, she's originally from Ireland. She's an illegal alien, she's not registered.
I don't what happened. But, she broke up with me so I reported her to immigration.
I'm sorry, sweetie if we can't be together, you gotta get the f*** out of my country.