Originally posted by blindzebra
Originally posted by Dan_ref
Originally posted by blindzebra
Originally posted by rainmaker
Originally posted by Rich Fronheiser
Originally posted by rainmaker
Originally posted by TriggerMN
Originally posted by rainmaker
I'd call it in high school. It seems to me that the laws of physics would make this move impossible without palming.
Well, yeah, in a girls game.
What are you saying? Physics are different in a boys' game?
Wait, I have this Ben Wright quote running through my head. 😉
Do you mean Steven Wright?
I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."
I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."
So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."
I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."😃
I moved into an appartment with a switch on the wall that seemed to do nothing. Every time I walked by it I would switch it on & off, but nothing happened. Two months later I got a letter from a woman in Germany, it said "Cut it out".
If you are traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights does anything happen?
I bought a box of powdered water, but I did not know what to add.
I've been so depressed.
I was seeing this young lady, she's originally from Ireland. She's an illegal alien, she's not registered.
I don't what happened. But, she broke up with me so I reported her to immigration.
I'm sorry, sweetie if we can't be together, you gotta get the f*** out of my country. 😀