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Sorry to break the awesome string of jokes, but...
...from recent NCAA bulletin, under "Points of Emphasis":
Palming
While more illegal dribble violations (palming) have been called this season than in the past, there are still too many violations not being called. Officials must become more consistent in calling these violations when they occur.
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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