Your One-Liners of the Year

[Amesman]

Excitable, yet probably harmless coach, is getting very into the young game, probably because his team hasn't won many this season. Still early, so he's clearly still hoping this one might have a happy ending.

I notice opponent lifts pivot foot before starting dribble, so ... "That'satravel!That'satravel!That'satravel!"

Tweet. I raise hand in normal time, signal travel with a smile and as we get ready to inbound, coach says a bit sheepishly, "Don't worry. These guys (on his bench) can tell you, I'll be helping you a lot."

Without looking at him but with a big smile, I say loud enough for him and his bench to hear, "Oh, I'm counting on it coach. I'm counting on it."

Actually didn't hear too much after that.