Your One-Liners of the Year
I'll start.
Usually, I get a good line at a game I'm working, but I say this qualifies.
In late January, I had a season-ending ITB injury (off the court). When you go into a tournament on crutches, and people know you, you get a lot of outstretched arms and "what happened?" looks. I usually broke the ice with the line "I T'd up the wrong coach." This usually got a laugh, except once.
One of the stat guys is a local town police chief and occasional partner. I give him the standard line, and he staunchly looks me up and down.
"Well.... if I were your partner, that wouldn't have happened, would it?"
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