Official Camp One-Liners Thread

[bainsey]

I'll start. Add as needed (past or present).

Three campers wait in a corner watching a game. Two (A & B) are 5' 10"ish; one (C) is about 6'4". The ball sails out of bounds, hitting C in the forehead.

Says B to C, "Sucks to be tall now, doesn't it?"

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Four campers are chatting. An instructor interrupts the conversation for a pop quiz, looking one camper in the eye.

Instructor: "What's the one most important thing you've been to work on?"
Camper: "One? Uh.... well, I have three things in mind I'm working on."
Instructor: "I didn't think you were that bad, but go ahead."