Ridiculous things that coaches say

[Lonewolf986]

Situation,

Coach starts questioning my partner's call.

I tell the coach:
"You can't appeal to the Umpire NOT making that call...if you want an appeal, go to him."

Coach says:
"Son, I've been playing MLB for 17yrs, I know more baseball then you'll EVER know!"

I says:
"Thats great!....so how many years of Umpiring?"

Coach walks away looking puzzled...


P.S. If anyone can find a Ball player in the Major Leagues named BILL (William) Harding. That would be great. I've looked for a couple days now, and so far, no dice. I guess he was just talkin some jive!