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Steve. I've been thinking about your weight loss goals, if that's what it is.
68 to go, which brings you to 199. Couldn't you make it 67 to go and settle for an even 200?? I mean, no one wants to weigh 199. 200 sounds so much better. Don't you agree? Ya wanna lose weight faster, better and more fun? Switch to Dave's patented "Wine Diet." Get home from work, chug-a-lug wine 'till you pass out. Wake up in the morning and go to work. You're too messed up to eat until about lunch time. Eat your brains out. Get home from work and repeat the cycle. After about 6 months of this revolutionary system, you'll be down to about 180. At that time, your liver falls out, another ten pound loss. Now you're at 170. Awesome! The only downside? You just ran out of livers! Bummer, dude. RIP. At least you died lookin' gooood. Dave **** Last edited by Dave Davies; Sun Jul 26, 2009 at 03:21am. |
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