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JR, Just so you didnt think I forgot ya......here's one for the old guys.....signed, Svelt Ref from Ohio
An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a prostitute and get some action. He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting with her. The prostitute started becoming annoyed and said, "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!" "Sure would like to get some action tonight," said the old man. "You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished." "What did you say?" asked the old man. "You heard me - you're all finished." "Oh," replied the old man, "how much do I owe you?" 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 09:08pm
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Larksy,Larksy,Larksy.....
Where in the Officials Manual does it says New Guy gets to dump on respected and revered,but youth-impaired,veteran official(who still has all his hair)? What next-Viagra jokes? Lah me,younger generation...grumble,grumble,grumble. PS-svelte?
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 09:32pm
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A crate load of Viagra was stolen from a distribution depot - Police are looking for hardened criminals. It has been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff sentencing There was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck There's a new beverage on the market today. It is called Viagraccino - one cup and you are up all night A man and his wife went to the drugstore to pick up his prescription. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad". A report out today states that gardeners will not need to stake tomato plants any longer. Just one Viagra tablet in their water, and they stand up straight and firm. What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? - Niagara Falls. I'm just working too hard at this.
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 10:02pm
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Should have known better!
Sigh! The comedy team of Slappy and Larks.
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 08:26am
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See...you being a "Senior" Veteran Official, I am just showing you that I recognize your "seniority"......errr somethin like that.  Oh, you asked about Svelte....Ok....so I looked it up to be sure..... svelte Pronunciation Key (svlt) Slender or graceful in figure or outline; slim. Oh yeah, thats me!! 6' 4" 285 defensive lineman wannabe with stripes and a whistle.....sounds like Svelte to me!! Larks VIT
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 09:36am
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A crate load of Viagra was stolen from a distribution depot - Police are looking for hardened criminals.
What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? - Niagara Falls. I'm just working too hard at this. Dan, that was a very, um, stimulating discussion...
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 10:55am
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Larks--seriously--the new line that you used at the bottom of your post-"silence can't be quoted"-is excellent advice for officials to use during games.Especially when dealing with an upset coach.Am I correct that you used it for a reason like that?
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 11:23am
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 11:30am
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I thought it was something like that.Good advice to pass along to all of us!
How can someone that is a svelte 6'22' & 731# be so subtle?
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