The Smitty Chronicles

[BigUmp56]

Originally Posted by mbyron

10%? The percentage of smitties in my association is somewhat higher.

Around here 90% of our umpires are half "Smittys."


Tim.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by canadaump6

If he had asked whether I would be willing to take 2nd, I would have said that I'd really prefer to do first. I certainly would have felt differently. I am sure he would have been just fine doing 2nd base on Little League sized diamonds anyways.

Yeah, it's pretty lame to not be able to get around on 60 ft. bases. I thought you were working on a big diamond the way he was begging off taking second base. I mean, how far do you really have to run on the small diamond? (rhetorical)

[LMan]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Around here 90% of our umpires are half "Smittys."


Tim.

60% of the time, it works every time.

[BigUmp56]

Originally Posted by LMan

60% of the time, it works every time.

At this mathematical pace we'll have a fastball rising in no time...........


Tim.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

At this mathematical pace we'll have a fastball rising in no time...........


Tim.

Only if you reach 88 mph.

[waltjp]

Originally Posted by LMan

60% of the time, it works every time.

98% of statistisics are made up on the spot.

[TussAgee11]

Originally Posted by LMan

60% of the time, it works every time.

Sounds like Yogi...

"90% of this game is half mental!"

"Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded."