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[GarthB]

Originally Posted by Steven Tyler

What does the country of Canada have to do with the United States Patent Office?

Steve didn't mention a country in his post. Why do you assume he didn't mean the Canadian Patent office? http://www.servicecanada.gc.ca/en/goc/patents.shtml

I didn't know Dog Patch was in the province of Ontario, Canada.

Are you really this desparate to start something? It's a saying, for crying out loud. Remember Li'l Abner was syndicated in several countries, including Canada.