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Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve
Where do you live, Dogpatch? I swear you talk about the umpires in your area like they're all a bunch of hicks from the sticks. Around here it's the other way around. Very few umpires do not look sharp and the majority do.
And what Mikebran is teasing you about is that the belt you have is called "patent" leather, not "patented" leather. Patent is the type of leather, not leather that was registered with the Patent Office.
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What does the country of Canada have to do with the
United States Patent Office?
I didn't know Dog Patch was in the province of Ontario, Canada.
Perhaps you could send something from your "rookie" year?