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Originally Posted by Steven Tyler
What does the country of Canada have to do with the United States Patent Office?
I didn't know Dog Patch was in the province of Ontario, Canada.
Perhaps you could send something from your "rookie" year?
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http://strategis.gc.ca/sc_mrksv/cipo.../welcom-e.html
2. We have a little hamlet in the Dago area called Dogpatch in the far-southeastern area of the county near the town of Boulevard. It's not too farfetched to believe there is the Canadian equivalent of this.
My use of the term Dogpatch is just a metaphor for any backwoods redneck hillbilly town. The town doesn't have to feature Mammy Yokum, or actually be named Dogpatch in order to qualify.
3. I could send you the names of my assignor and association president from that year, and they could send you affidavids swearing that I dressed neat as a pin from
day one, always a pressed uni, shiny shoes and properly creased and
sized 8 stitch base hat or combo plate hat. I never had to actually think about "really nice" shoe polish or replacing an adjustable hat.
That's three. Get back under your bridge now.
