The Official Forum  

Go Back   The Official Forum > Baseball
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #46 (permalink)  
Old Sat Aug 04, 2007, 12:39am
In Time Out
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In a hut
Posts: 911
Send a message via AIM to fitump56 Send a message via MSN to fitump56 Send a message via Yahoo to fitump56 Send a message via Skype™ to fitump56
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrUmpire
A retired man married to a very wealthy woman.
Noted not a retired wealthy man who attracts wealthy women of same stature. What's that term, jig, jiga, ..jigaLO, yeah, that;s it!

Quote:
And we both enjoy every minute, thank you.
You enjoy her dough, she enjoys giving it to someone. Bet she's a real beauty too.

Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death?

MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire.

Ms: Oooh, let's marry!

MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is...

..drum roll....." Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..can get through it, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."
__________________
"Never try to teach a pig to eat reasonably. It wastes your time and the pig will argue that he is fat because of genetics. While drinking a 2.675 six packs a day."

Last edited by fitump56; Sat Aug 04, 2007 at 12:42am.
  #47 (permalink)  
Old Sat Aug 04, 2007, 12:47am
Official Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NY state
Posts: 1,504
Quote:
Originally Posted by fitump56
Noted not a retired wealthy man who attracts wealthy women of same stature. What's that term, jig, jiga, ..jigaLO, yeah, that;s it!

And we both enjoy every minute, thank you.

You enjoy her dough, she enjoys giving it to someone. Bet she's a real beauty too.

Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death?

MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire.

Ms: Oooh, let's marry!

MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is...

..drum roll.....

" Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..enjoy every minute, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."
Why would you insult the wife of someone you don't know? Why do you feel the need to attack anyone you don't know? Have I upset you somehow? I don't recall posting anything to you in the past.

If you feel the need to prove or compensate for your manhood, feel free to attack me, but you prove nothing by attacking a woman.

Last edited by MrUmpire; Sat Aug 04, 2007 at 12:52am.
  #48 (permalink)  
Old Sat Aug 04, 2007, 12:50am
In Time Out
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In a hut
Posts: 911
Send a message via AIM to fitump56 Send a message via MSN to fitump56 Send a message via Yahoo to fitump56 Send a message via Skype™ to fitump56
Quote:
You enjoy her dough, she enjoys giving it to someone. Bet she's a real beauty too.

Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death?

MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire.

Ms: Oooh, let's marry!

MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is...

..drum roll.....

" Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..enjoy every minute, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."


Quote:
Why would you insult the wife of someone you don't know? Why do you feel the need to attack anyone you don't know? Have I upset you somehow? I don't recall posting anything to you in the past.
I totally apologize.

Quote:
If you feel the need to prove or compensate for your manhood, feel free to attack me, but you prove nothing by attacking a woman.
I agree.
__________________
"Never try to teach a pig to eat reasonably. It wastes your time and the pig will argue that he is fat because of genetics. While drinking a 2.675 six packs a day."

Last edited by fitump56; Sat Aug 04, 2007 at 12:53am.
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Integrity SRW Softball 3 Wed Jun 27, 2007 07:01pm
What is the definition of "is"? rainmaker Basketball 39 Thu Feb 10, 2005 03:49am
new NF definition... AndrewMcCarthy Football 12 Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:26am
Coach of Integrity? Just Curious Basketball 5 Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:27am
definition please umpirefour Baseball 3 Tue Oct 16, 2001 09:48am


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:10am.



Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0 RC1