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Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death? MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire. Ms: Oooh, let's marry! MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is... ..drum roll....." Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..can get through it, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."
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