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Old Sat Aug 04, 2007, 12:50am
fitump56 fitump56 is offline
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You enjoy her dough, she enjoys giving it to someone. Bet she's a real beauty too.

Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death?

MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire.

Ms: Oooh, let's marry!

MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is...

..drum roll.....

" Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..enjoy every minute, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."


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Why would you insult the wife of someone you don't know? Why do you feel the need to attack anyone you don't know? Have I upset you somehow? I don't recall posting anything to you in the past.
I totally apologize.

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If you feel the need to prove or compensate for your manhood, feel free to attack me, but you prove nothing by attacking a woman.
I agree.
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Last edited by fitump56; Sat Aug 04, 2007 at 12:53am.