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Originally Posted by MrUmpire
A retired man married to a very wealthy woman.
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Noted not a retired wealthy man who attracts wealthy women of same stature. What's that term, jig, jiga, ..jigaLO, yeah, that;s it!
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And we both enjoy every minute, thank you.
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You enjoy her dough, she enjoys giving it to someone. Bet she's a real beauty too.
Ms. Hennypackergoose: "Oh, you're so manly, do you put your life on the line at all times, wear a uniform and defy death?
MRU:, Why yes ma'am I do! I umpire.
Ms: Oooh, let's marry!
MRU: OK! ("Jeez she looks like a duck with an inverted bill and gout! but I must do what I must for my motto is...
..drum roll....." Better a retired man married to a very wealthy woman..can get through it, thank you, for large garbage bags when we have sex."