Best heckle?

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OK, I know you guys have heard it all. What is the best line of heckling you have heard?

I heard one today that made me laugh. PU made two close fair/foul calls on a JV game today. One was REALLY close, the other not so much. Both calls went against the home team. One guy yells "Hey Blue, I found your cell phone. I know it's yours. It has two missed calls on it."

That's the first time I've heard that one.

What's the best you've heard?