Best heckle?

[LLPA13UmpDan]

Team A and Team B. Team A batting. After check swing appeal to first, which was ruled a strike, Team A mother stands up from the benches out side the fence near HP and yells "Oh come on, how much money they stuffin' in your pockets?!?". Catcher from Team B turns to me and says "It was that fat lady in the white."

[BJ]

Between innings in Valley League game a few years ago. Fan down the right field line "Hey Blue, I guess you didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

BJ