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It's time to go the party's over. CLOSING TIME! You don't have to go home but you do have to go. Hey you! Yeah you, asleep on the bar, your cab's here. Now if I could just find those keys.......
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Let's get it on!
Okay, here's the deal. We'll put an end to this.
Both of you guys agree on a date, at least three weeks down the road, and I'll organize a fund that will pay for tickets for the both of you to Seattle. We'll secure a facility, have an EMT on call and video the two of you putting your fists down each other's throat. No excuses now. Neither of you will have to pay a dime. The winner gets to spend the night at a Holiday Inn and the loser stays at the local Mission or hospital of his choice. Also, the winner gets a week of "I told you so's" and the loser has to agree to a permanent ban from official forum. Whaddaya say? Let's do this and get it over with once and for all.
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Sir, I'm sorry but we're closed. Yes I know the doors are still open but I can't seem to find the keys. No sir, I can't give you a drink. Awww man, now I've got to clean that up. Why would you eat that when you've been drinking?
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Okay I've tried to be nice. Look if you bums don't leave I'll be forced to call the police. DAMMIT! WHERE ARE THOSE KEYS? Shouldn't have sent the bouncers home. NO, you can't use the bathroom. AWWWWWWW Man! You're cleaning that up! Frickin bums!
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Well .....................
Quote:
The silence is deafening (and telling).
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