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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 02:16pm
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a 400 pound camel-toed PU
FYI - A camel-toe refers to women. A moose-knuckle refers to men who's pants split their boys.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 02:28pm
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FYI - A camel-toe refers to women. A moose-knuckle refers to men who's pants split their boys.

http://www.cameltoe.org/
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 02:47pm
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I looked at the site and the symbol looks like a split labia not nuts.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 02:53pm
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I looked at the site and the symbol looks like a split labia not nuts.
I guess that diverted you from checking the menu on the left side of the page.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:06pm
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Can cameltoe make a pitched ball rise?

Just wondering......
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:10pm
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This has got to be one of the funniest web sites I've ever seen!
Thanks Garth... I will enjoy for many years to come!
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:19pm
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Can cameltoe make a pitched ball rise?

Just wondering......
I don't know. But a sitting Dick can have a camel-toe.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CheneyToe.jpg
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:31pm
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I don't know. But a sitting Dick can have a camel-toe.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CheneyToe.jpg

ROFLMAO!
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:36pm
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I guess that diverted you from checking the menu on the left side of the page.
That one guy in the lime-green cycle shorts is pretty funny but it still doesn't look like the symbol in the upper left of the front page. I still say it's a moose-knuckle.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 03:39pm
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That one guy in the lime-green cycle shorts is pretty funny but it still doesn't look like the symbol in the upper left of the front page. I still say it's a moose-knuckle.
Obviously you are far more knowledgeable in the male segment of this issue than I am, or care to be. No more argument from me. I yield to your expertise.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 10:42pm
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Obviously you are far more knowledgeable in the male segment of this issue than I am, or care to be. No more argument from me. I yield to your expertise.
Cute but that's not my picture on your cameltoe website you Landis wannabe.
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Old Mon Aug 14, 2006, 11:07pm
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I saw where Dave stated that the blown call at 1B would have tied the game. The call went against the Louisiana team who won 1-0. The call actually would have put them up 2-0 at that time.
I've confirmed you are correct that it was Lake Charles on offense when they were robbed of a run, not Mississippi. I stand humbly corrected.

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Old Tue Aug 15, 2006, 03:57am
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Well, the string has been broken. Mid-Atlantic final Monday night - OMG, Smitty is back! Or should I say Smittly and his family?

1/2 kneeling/semi-sideways stance. Sometimes in the slot, often OUTSIDE, often right behind F2 (He only did that when F2 stood up so he could hide I guess). Never once went up 1B line for coverage. Zip presence - couldn't hear his strike call even with the mike. Never quite sure what all the hand waving meant. Hard to get fresh baseballs out of that gray bag with mask & indicator in right hand. About as crisp as an overdone noodle.

U1 - All calls from 1/4 step fair 20' up the line.
U2 - When he bounced in the ground shook. He did hustle every play.
U3 - Had a clue. stayed out of the infield except when needed. Was in position for every call, including when R2 missed 3B. (3B coach didn't argue either).
LFU - No calls observed
RFU - Two plays I saw he hustled to get into position, set and made his call.

Don't get me wrong - I have done my share of LL games.
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Old Tue Aug 15, 2006, 04:54am
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Had my laughs at the camel toe site, but I want to ask; what is the rotation on a six man system? The PU is supposed to come up to where on a 60' field?
These guys work for free and do a job that few of us want. Why all the sniping?
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Old Tue Aug 15, 2006, 08:10am
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Well, the string has been broken. Mid-Atlantic final Monday night - OMG, Smitty is back! Or should I say Smittly and his family?

1/2 kneeling/semi-sideways stance. Sometimes in the slot, often OUTSIDE, often right behind F2 (He only did that when F2 stood up so he could hide I guess). Never once went up 1B line for coverage. Zip presence - couldn't hear his strike call even with the mike. Never quite sure what all the hand waving meant. Hard to get fresh baseballs out of that gray bag with mask & indicator in right hand. About as crisp as an overdone noodle.

U1 - All calls from 1/4 step fair 20' up the line.
U2 - When he bounced in the ground shook. He did hustle every play.
U3 - Had a clue. stayed out of the infield except when needed. Was in position for every call, including when R2 missed 3B. (3B coach didn't argue either).
LFU - No calls observed
RFU - Two plays I saw he hustled to get into position, set and made his call.

Don't get me wrong - I have done my share of LL games.
Yes, last night's game was a throwback to the good old days of good ol' boy, homegrown, "it ain't that hard to umpire" volunteer umpiring. It was a miracle that the game wasn't impacted by all the mechanical and positioning flaws exhibited by most of the crew.
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