Little League umpire in the regionals

[spots101]

Originally Posted by GarthB

a 400 pound camel-toed PU

FYI - A camel-toe refers to women. A moose-knuckle refers to men who's pants split their boys.

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by spots101

FYI - A camel-toe refers to women. A moose-knuckle refers to men who's pants split their boys.

http://www.cameltoe.org/

[spots101]

I looked at the site and the symbol looks like a split labia not nuts.

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by spots101

I looked at the site and the symbol looks like a split labia not nuts.

I guess that diverted you from checking the menu on the left side of the page.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by GarthB

http://www.cameltoe.org/

Can cameltoe make a pitched ball rise?

Just wondering......

[ctblu40]

Originally Posted by GarthB

http://www.cameltoe.org/

This has got to be one of the funniest web sites I've ever seen!
Thanks Garth... I will enjoy for many years to come!

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Can cameltoe make a pitched ball rise?

Just wondering......

I don't know. But a sitting Dick can have a camel-toe.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CheneyToe.jpg

[ctblu40]

Originally Posted by GarthB

I don't know. But a sitting Dick can have a camel-toe.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CheneyToe.jpg

ROFLMAO!

[spots101]

Originally Posted by GarthB

I guess that diverted you from checking the menu on the left side of the page.

That one guy in the lime-green cycle shorts is pretty funny but it still doesn't look like the symbol in the upper left of the front page. I still say it's a moose-knuckle.

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by spots101

That one guy in the lime-green cycle shorts is pretty funny but it still doesn't look like the symbol in the upper left of the front page. I still say it's a moose-knuckle.

Obviously you are far more knowledgeable in the male segment of this issue than I am, or care to be. No more argument from me. I yield to your expertise.

[spots101]

Originally Posted by GarthB

Obviously you are far more knowledgeable in the male segment of this issue than I am, or care to be. No more argument from me. I yield to your expertise.

Cute but that's not my picture on your cameltoe website you Landis wannabe.

[Dave Hensley]

Originally Posted by EAGLE EYE

I saw where Dave stated that the blown call at 1B would have tied the game. The call went against the Louisiana team who won 1-0. The call actually would have put them up 2-0 at that time.

I've confirmed you are correct that it was Lake Charles on offense when they were robbed of a run, not Mississippi. I stand humbly corrected.

[socalblue1]

Well, the string has been broken. Mid-Atlantic final Monday night - OMG, Smitty is back! Or should I say Smittly and his family?

1/2 kneeling/semi-sideways stance. Sometimes in the slot, often OUTSIDE, often right behind F2 (He only did that when F2 stood up so he could hide I guess). Never once went up 1B line for coverage. Zip presence - couldn't hear his strike call even with the mike. Never quite sure what all the hand waving meant. Hard to get fresh baseballs out of that gray bag with mask & indicator in right hand. About as crisp as an overdone noodle.

U1 - All calls from 1/4 step fair 20' up the line.
U2 - When he bounced in the ground shook. He did hustle every play.
U3 - Had a clue. stayed out of the infield except when needed. Was in position for every call, including when R2 missed 3B. (3B coach didn't argue either).
LFU - No calls observed
RFU - Two plays I saw he hustled to get into position, set and made his call.

Don't get me wrong - I have done my share of LL games.

[Pete in AZ]

Had my laughs at the camel toe site, but I want to ask; what is the rotation on a six man system? The PU is supposed to come up to where on a 60' field?
These guys work for free and do a job that few of us want. Why all the sniping?

[Dave Hensley]

Originally Posted by socalblue1

Well, the string has been broken. Mid-Atlantic final Monday night - OMG, Smitty is back! Or should I say Smittly and his family?

1/2 kneeling/semi-sideways stance. Sometimes in the slot, often OUTSIDE, often right behind F2 (He only did that when F2 stood up so he could hide I guess). Never once went up 1B line for coverage. Zip presence - couldn't hear his strike call even with the mike. Never quite sure what all the hand waving meant. Hard to get fresh baseballs out of that gray bag with mask & indicator in right hand. About as crisp as an overdone noodle.

U1 - All calls from 1/4 step fair 20' up the line.
U2 - When he bounced in the ground shook. He did hustle every play.
U3 - Had a clue. stayed out of the infield except when needed. Was in position for every call, including when R2 missed 3B. (3B coach didn't argue either).
LFU - No calls observed
RFU - Two plays I saw he hustled to get into position, set and made his call.

Don't get me wrong - I have done my share of LL games.

Yes, last night's game was a throwback to the good old days of good ol' boy, homegrown, "it ain't that hard to umpire" volunteer umpiring. It was a miracle that the game wasn't impacted by all the mechanical and positioning flaws exhibited by most of the crew.