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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 02:58pm
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 02:59pm
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.
Beaver's?

Why don't they let everyone with a beaver in for free...
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 03:12pm
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Beaver's?

Why don't they let everyone with a beaver in for free...
They do - it's called "Ladies Night".

Hey - no one ever said I had any taste.
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 03:16pm
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They do - it's called "Ladies Night".

Hey - no one ever said I had any taste.
You could just see this one coming!
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 03:47pm
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Oh, you guys......
C'mon, you're just disappointed Dan beat you to it.
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I am not making the following up - I swear on Earl Strom's whistle. My wife said she heard on a morning radio show that the Beavers were have a promotion this weekend in which they would have a van filled with doctors outside the stadium to give anyone who wanted a prostate exam a free one. You would then be let in free to the game. This was so bizarre, I checked their website and there was no mention of it. It's got to be a joke.
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Old Thu May 10, 2007, 11:57pm
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Beaver's?

Why don't they let everyone with a beaver in for free...

When I first moved to the northwest years ago Oregon State beat USC for the first time in years, but the game was really close. OSU had built a lead and then hung on for the win.

The next day in the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the headline on the front page of the sports section was "BEAVERS OUTLAST TROJANS".

I showed the paper to my lovely bride who responded with, "Well, Duh!"
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When I first moved to the northwest years ago Oregon State beat USC for the first time in years, but the game was really close. OSU had built a lead and then hung on for the win.

The next day in the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the headline on the front page of the sports section was "BEAVERS OUTLAST TROJANS".

I showed the paper to my lovely bride who responded with, "Well, Duh!"
A while back there were 2 girl's HS teams locally, both Catholic schools, that fought it out every year post season. One of the teams was always slightly better, they even won state 2 yrs in a row. Local newspaper headline after the second win was

"Girls from XXX go all the way again!"

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Old Fri May 11, 2007, 11:02am
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When I first moved to the northwest years ago Oregon State beat USC for the first time in years, but the game was really close. OSU had built a lead and then hung on for the win.

The next day in the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the headline on the front page of the sports section was "BEAVERS OUTLAST TROJANS".

I showed the paper to my lovely bride who responded with, "Well, Duh!"
Quite a few years ago I was watching a UCLA-USC basketball game on TV. One of the UCLA students was holding a sign that read, "FLUSH USED TROJANS".
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Old Thu May 10, 2007, 08:36am
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.

Enjoy the free game Mark! I can't believe no one threw that out, of course we are all distracted by the beaver talk and that's not uncommon. While we are on the subject, A friend of mine said that at the minor league field in Witchita a few years ago (after the Larry Eustacy stuff) had a night where you got in free with any Iowa State shirts and Natty Lights were 1/2 price.
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Enjoy the free game Mark! I can't believe no one threw that out
Hey - even though I don't have (and never did have) a mullet, at least I have enough hair for one, unlike some other people I know on this board (no - I don't mean Juulie).
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Hey - even though I don't have (and never did have) a mullet, at least I have enough hair for one, unlike some other people I know on this board (no - I don't mean Juulie).
Ouch - that one might hurt in the morning.

Right, Dan?
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