the hijacked portion of overrunning 1B and missing the base...

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by AtlUmpSteve

I'm a cheap and indiscriminate beer drinker. Not only am I perfectly content with Bud Light, I will even turn to its cheaper cousins, Natural Light and Busch Light. Or Coors Light, just not Miller Lite. Quantity over quality, I say!! Let the self-proclaimed beer gurus disdain; I am content.

Ummm....I believe they were talking about beer. They weren't talking about making love in a boat. You do know that is what your "Lite" beverages are, doncha? Making love in a boat. Why is a Miller Lite like making love in a boat? Because, it is f-ing near water!