Profanity in the extreme

[outathm]

Yesterday I had a grounds crew guy come onto the field with 3 yr old(approx) holding his hand.
When he came onto the field the 1B coach held him up but he was yelling with every other word being the F-Bomb.
I told him loudly to get off the field and to watch his language around the kids.
He told me it was his kid and he could say whatever the F*** he wanted to. The kid then said to me " yeah, and what the F*** was that call".
Dad then looked at the kid and said "Where the F*** did you learn that kind of language?"

If the situation wasn't so sad I would have called Jerry Springer right there.

The best part was there was an All-Star girl's team watching the game and sitting there to witness the whole thing.

[azbigdawg]

This is a joke, right????

[outathm]

I wish it was.

My hand to God this is word for word the exchange.
The 1B coach made it a point to apologize every half inning after that when I went to get water (101 degree heat).

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by azbigdawg

This is a joke, right????

I don't know 'bout that... A friend of mine still remembers the first time he ever heard his son swear. He was barely 2 years old, and father was helping son take a shower. Father hands the soap to son and says, "okay, now... wash your privates." Son lathers up, then gets a look of absolute panic across his face. Father, worried, asks the son, "what? what?"

"G** D*** it! My f***ing p*n*s hurts!"

True story. He says he was amazed at his son's ability to string the profanity together perfectly, but he still had a talk with his wife (from Jersey).

[outathm]

wife (from Jersey).

Of course she was from NJ, a good southern girl would never cuss (where anyone could hear her).

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by outathm

wife (from Jersey).

Of course she was from NJ, a good southern girl would never cuss (where anyone could hear her).

Not until she got some moonshine in her!

Oh wait, Southern Baptists don't drink...

[Steve M]

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

I don't know 'bout that... A friend of mine still remembers the first time he ever heard his son swear. He was barely 2 years old, and father was helping son take a shower. Father hands the soap to son and says, "okay, now... wash your privates." Son lathers up, then gets a look of absolute panic across his face. Father, worried, asks the son, "what? what?"

"G** D*** it! My f***ing p*n*s hurts!"

True story. He says he was amazed at his son's ability to string the profanity together perfectly, but he still had a talk with his wife (from Jersey).

Years ago, my daughter showed me that I needed to watch what I said. She was 3 or 4, still sitting in a car seat. As I drove down the road, somebody cut me off. Before I could pound the steering wheel or say anything, this little voice from the back said "Daddy, is that an a$$hole?"

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by Steve M

Years ago, my daughter showed me that I needed to watch what I said. She was 3 or 4, still sitting in a car seat. As I drove down the road, somebody cut me off. Before I could pound the steering wheel or say anything, this little voice from the back said "Daddy, is that an a$$hole?"

Well, was it?

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

Not until she got some moonshine in her!

Oh wait, Southern Baptists don't drink...

Yeah, right. Like the young ladies don't curse where you can hear them, Southern Baptists don't drink....where you can see them.

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Yeah, right. Like the young ladies don't curse where you can hear them, Southern Baptists don't drink....where you can see them.

One night, I went out to a bar with a few friends outside the softball realm. I bumped into one of the coaches of the local co-ed teams that night as she was holding a brew in her hand.

I couldn't believe how embarrassed and self-conscious she got over the whole thing, especially considering I'm originally from Milwaukee (Brew City).

Anyway, the OP sounds totally plausible. Sounds like something written in a sitcom, but totally plausible nonetheless! I believe the OP.

[Steve M]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Well, was it?

Oh yeah, she was. But she was a pretty a$$hole.

[wadeintothem]

Man, you got dissed by a 3 y/o.

LOL! That there is funny.

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

I couldn't believe how embarrassed and self-conscious she got over the whole thing, especially considering I'm originally from Milwaukee (Brew City).

Here we go again.

I guess you could say that depending on what you consider "brew."

[outathm]

Wade:

It was my partner's call. Mine was about 3 plays later and the 3 year old was nowhere to be found, I think it was nap time, the cussing took a lot out of him.

[wadeintothem]

Originally Posted by outathm

Wade:

It was my partner's call. Mine was about 3 plays later and the 3 year old was nowhere to be found, I think it was nap time, the cussing took a lot out of him.

Oh yeah, A good F bomb festival always takes it out of a preschooler.