Profanity in the extreme

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Originally Posted by azbigdawg

This is a joke, right????

I don't know 'bout that... A friend of mine still remembers the first time he ever heard his son swear. He was barely 2 years old, and father was helping son take a shower. Father hands the soap to son and says, "okay, now... wash your privates." Son lathers up, then gets a look of absolute panic across his face. Father, worried, asks the son, "what? what?"

"G** D*** it! My f***ing p*n*s hurts!"

True story. He says he was amazed at his son's ability to string the profanity together perfectly, but he still had a talk with his wife (from Jersey).