Wow, I cannot believe an umpire said that...

[wadeintothem]

-Umpire to the level of the game.
-Dont tell them you are umpiring to their level.

All will be fine.

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

-Umpire to the level of the game.
-Dont tell them you are umpiring to their level.

All will be fine.

Does anymore need to be said .........

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

-Umpire to the level of the game.
-Dont tell them you are umpiring to their level.

All will be fine.

That's all well and fine, but sort of comes apart when "they" inform you that "blue, you are missing a pretty good game" and the obvious response is, "I know, but I was assigned this one!"

[Dholloway1962]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

That's all well and fine, but sort of come apart when "they" inform you that "blue, you are missing a pretty good game" and the obvious response is, "I know, but I was assigned this one!"

that is hiliarous, I might need to use that one with your permission of course

[wadeintothem]

Originally Posted by Dholloway1962

that is hiliarous, I might need to use that one with your permission of course

No, you dont need his permission.. thats Umpire comebacks 101. Youre good to go to use it

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

No, you dont need his permission.. thats Umpire comebacks 101. Youre good to go to use it

Hey! You're taking food out of my family's mouths.

If you don't mind taking a little shot for the sake of a good laugh, another one goes:

When do the real umpires show up?
Oh, they're right over there waiting for the real players to come.

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

That's all well and fine, but sort of comes apart when "they" inform you that "blue, you are missing a pretty good game" and the obvious response is, "I know, but I was assigned this one!"

I have actually used that one!