My ejection

[bkbjones]

Yes, I said My. As in "moi," "mein," "mi" and whatever else.
This was a first for me. Probably not a first in the world, but, I haven't umpired everywhere.

SP Coed VERY Rec tournament. ASA rules. My fourth game of the day. Had two decent games, one game from hell, but, hey, it's coed VERY rec. Ya'll know the drill.

So....in my fourth game, Team A has runners at 2 and 3 with two outs. Batter drives ball to outfield for clean hit, likely to only decent player on team. Runner on third scores. Runner from second is a dead duck at HP and runs halfway to hell to avoid the tag. I kill it, declare him out. Of course, it's the worst call in the history of softball. (Don't you wish these folks would come up with something original?)

I usually alternate baselines between innings, depending on which team is at bat. I am on the first base line about 15 feet up the line from home. Unfortunately, the dead duck is the first baseman. He decides to continue the discussion. Just about the time of the second personal pronoun with a vastly overused four letter word, he's toast. I ran him very calmly, no screaming, no theatrics.

I get the usual "WHAT?!?" with the hands thrown up, etc. I instruct him he should leave the field post haste and retreat to the parking lot. While he's gathering his gear his coach comes out and wants to discuss things further. While we are discussing, the former 1B shows up on the field with the TD.

I turn and ask the TD what I can do to help him. He informs me that I have to let the guy back in.

"Wait," I tell this loser. "You're the TD. I am the umpire. This is your tournament, but this is my game. He's ejected, and he has to leave."

"No," he says, finger in my face, "you have to let him back in."

"No, you don't understand," says moi. "He's gone. He's ejected."

"No," says this esteemed gentleman of softball. "You're ejected."

"Whaaaaaaat," says I.

"You're ejected," sez he. "I'll umpire the rest of the game."

"OK, sir, but you know you still owe me the game fee for this game AND the game fee for the next game for which I'm scheduled."

The rusty wheels are turning, right there behind the missing frontal lobe.

"Well, OK, one more chance," he says and starts walking off the field.

I look, and the 1B is still on the field.

"You still have to go," I tell him.

"No," says Mr. T-Head from just the other side of the fence. "He stays."

"Well, in that case, here are your game balls," sez I as I empty my ball bag and walk off the field.

We pass each other.

"Sir, at least one of us is leaving with his integrity intact," sez I, "and that would be me."

I go to my car, drive to the BBQ joint, and spend my game fee on some decent ribs — and decide that for Lent 2008, I'll give up slowpitch.

[fitump56]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

So....in my fourth game, Team A has R2 and R3, two outs. Batter drives ball to outfield for clean hit, R3 scores. R2 is easy out at HP in chase.
R2 decides to continue the discussion as he takes the field. Using foul and personal language, I ran him very calmly, no screaming, no theatrics.

I get the usual "WHAT?!?" with the hands thrown up, etc. I instruct him he should leave the field post haste and retreat to the parking lot. While he's gathering his gear his coach comes out and wants to discuss things further. While we are discussing, the former 1B shows up on the field with the TD.

I turn and ask the TD what I can do to help him. He informs me that I have to let the guy back in.

"Wait," I tell this loser. "You're the TD. I am the umpire. This is your tournament, but this is my game. He's ejected, and he has to leave."

"No," he says, finger in my face, "you have to let him back in."

"No, you don't understand," says moi. "He's gone. He's ejected."

"No," says this esteemed gentleman of softball. "You're ejected."

"Whaaaaaaat," says I.

"You're ejected," sez he. "I'll umpire the rest of the game."

"OK, sir, but you know you still owe me the game fee for this game AND the game fee for the next game for which I'm scheduled."

The rusty wheels are turning, right there behind the missing frontal lobe.

"Well, OK, one more chance," he says and starts walking off the field.

I look, and the 1B is still on the field.

"You still have to go," I tell him.

"No," says Mr. T-Head from just the other side of the fence. "He stays."

"Well, in that case, here are your game balls," sez I as I empty my ball bag and walk off the field.

We pass each other.

"Sir, at least one of us is leaving with his integrity intact," sez I, "and that would be me."

I go to my car, drive to the BBQ joint, and spend my game fee on some decent ribs — and decide that for Lent 2008, I'll give up slowpitch.

Moral of story. Players play to play, players play to pay you, you are nothing more than a servant in this environment. Bow your had and say "Yassir" or don't do these games.

[Dutch Alex]

I'll think I would have stayed just a little longer on the grounds, not on the field itself. I think I would inform my fellow ump's who are also working that tournament that the TD is dumber than dumb and why he ejected me...
More ump's (I was thinking about all of them) would/could/SHOULD leave the tournament...

[fitump56]

Originally Posted by Dutch Alex

I'll think I would have stayed just a little longer on the grounds, not on the field itself. I think I would inform my fellow ump's who are also working that tournament that the TD is dumber than dumb and why he ejected me...
More ump's (I was thinking about all of them) would/could/SHOULD leave the tournament...

In a dream world, Dutch.

[azbigdawg]

Holy mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!..............



DONT quit SP...it needs more great umps.


DONT work for that TD again.


IF the TD has a boss..... calll him..............ASAP

[Dutch Alex]

Originally Posted by fitump56

In a dream world, Dutch.

I'm a dreamer! Besides that, it's not the fee that I umpire for. I know in the US umpires work the games to have an income. My fee doesn't cover all of my costs. I have to work to feed my wife and family and CAN umpire besides that... It makes it easier to be solidair with a college who has been dishonnored.

[fitump56]

Originally Posted by Dutch Alex

I'm a dreamer! Besides that, it's not the fee that I umpire for. I know in the US umpires work the games to have an income.

What? Whatzzat you say? Don't wander over to the baseball forum, 3/4ths will tell you how wrong you are. Then cash the checks.

My fee doesn't cover all of my costs. I have to work to feed my wife and family and CAN umpire besides that.

God love you, Dutch.

[Steve M]

Originally Posted by Dutch Alex

I'll think I would have stayed just a little longer on the grounds, not on the field itself. I think I would inform my fellow ump's who are also working that tournament that the TD is dumber than dumb and why he ejected me...
More ump's (I was thinking about all of them) would/could/SHOULD leave the tournament...

I agree. Yank as many umpires from this character as you could AND follow Darrell's advice to report this person to at least the next level up.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by fitump56

Moral of story. Players play to play, players play to pay you, you are nothing more than a servant in this environment. Bow your had and say "Yassir" or don't do these games.

Bull****. ........

[UmpLarryJohnson]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Bull****. ........

oh the baseball troll has migrated over to the softball side--don't worry youll' soon learn to put (Sm)fitty56 on your ignore list just like we have....you sent jimpiano over to us so weare just returning the favor!

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by UmpLarryJohnson

oh the baseball troll has migrated over to the softball side--don't worry youll' soon learn to put (Sm)fitty56 on your ignore list just like we have....you sent jimpiano over to us so weare just returning the favor!

Trust me, if we were to send him anywhere, it probably wouldn't be anywhere earthly let alone on this board, though I've heard rumors.....

[fitump56]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Bull****. ........

Care to elaborate or is this the beginning and end?

[jimpiano]

Originally Posted by fitump56

Moral of story. Players play to play, players play to pay you, you are nothing more than a servant in this environment. Bow your had and say "Yassir" or don't do these games.

At least I will never have to worry about running into you at a rib joint.

[fitump56]

Moral of story. Players play to play, players play to pay you, you are nothing more than a servant in this environment. Bow your had and say "Yassir" or don't do these games.

Originally Posted by jimpiano

At least I will never have to worry about running into you at a rib joint.

I hold my forearms tight to my chest, yes, you won't, correct.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Should have signed the other team's book and walked away from the field ignoring the TD.

The TD has no more right on the field than the ejected player.