JOKES!!!

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by NICK
"Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!" O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your Mother after I am gone."

That one is very good, Nick, but I laughed out loud at Fannie Green!

A man and his young daughter arrive at the veterinarian's office. Her hamster is sick and the dad has brought him to the vet to humor the little girl. When they get into the vet's office, he looks the hamster over and says, "I'm sorry, but it's too late. This little guy is already gone."

The little girl cries and the dad asks, "There's nothing to do? Are you sure?"

The vet says, "Well, I can double check. Hold on."

He leaves the office and comes back holding a yellow tabby cat. The cat sniffs at the rodent, but shows no interest. Doesn't even try to paw at it. The vet takes the cat from the room and returns a moment later with a labrador retriever. The dog sniffs the hamster and gives a short bark. Again, the vet leaves the room with the dog.

He comes back in a moment later and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm quite sure that your pet is dead. Here's your bill. Please see the receptionist on the way out."

The dad looks at the bill and his mouth drops open. "Fifteen hundred dollars?!?! How can you charge us $1500 to say that a hamster is dead?!?!"

The vet replies, "Well, if you'd accepted my original diagnosis, it would've been free. But with the CAT scan and the LAB report. . ."