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Old Sun Sep 02, 2007, 01:18pm
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1. Did you hear that Mississippi raised the drinking age to 30?

They're trying to keep alcohol out of high school.


2. A recent widow in Arkansas left the lawyer's office all pissed off after the reading of the will. Her husband left her everything, but she can't get it until she turns 14.


3. A stranger walks into a bar in Arkansas. As everyone stops their conversations and stares at him, the batender asks, "Where y'all from stranger?"

"Tennessee," replied the stranger.

"An' whut do ya do in Tennessee?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a taxidermist," replied the stranger.

"An whut 'xactly is a taxeedermist?" asked the bartender.

"Well, I mount animals," replied the stranger.

"It's okay, folks," yelled the bartender to the others, "He's one of us."
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