JOKES!!!

[U of M Sam]

OK - Halloween joke

A "frisky" husband an wife were going to a Halloween costume party. Prior to leaving for the party, the husband was suprised when his wife entered the living room naked and wearing knee high shinny black boots. The husband indicated they did not have time to "fool around" and requested his wife get dressed for the party.
Wife: "This is my costume."
Husband: "You are dressed as what?"
Wife: "I am going as Puss-n-Boots"
The husband smiled and promptly went to the kitchen, got undressed, cut a hole in a large baking potato and placed on his "male part". Upon his return to the living room his wife was quite suprised and ask her husband what he was doing.
Husband: "If you are wearing that costume, this is mine."
Wife: "What is your costume?"
Husband: "If you are going to the party as Puss-n-Boots then I am going as a Dicktater."

They both promptly changed costumes prior to attending the party.

Sam