Good Lines to use on coaches

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Normally I am an umpire, but on the JV/Frosh level I take a wing spot to get experience out there. Last night as LJ in a Freshmen B game the D-coach for home team liked to spend time on the field. I asked him to back up a couple times, then, on a probable pass play, he was actually standing right to my right, on the field, his feet just inside the line just like mine. Loudly enough for all coaches in the area to hear, I simply said (without turning) "Coach, I don't want to run you over"... He looked up at me, realized my size and quickly said sorry, and stepped back. With me at 6'3", 290 pounds (solid muscle of course ), he didn't want to see me do that to him. No problems with him after that.