[CruiseMan]

Originally Posted by Fedex

I always liked this one: A coach was yelling at how bad one of my partners was. My partner just turned and looked at him and said, "If I was any good, I wouldn't be working your level!"

I am also a hockey official. This one coach was badgering my partner over missed calls. After awhile, every time my partner skated by his bench, he would critique the coaching. He would say things like "Your kids need work on passing the puck", "I would have pulled those kids off the ice sooner", "Coach, you need more pressure on the puck!" After a few minutes of this the coach just looked at my partner and said, "I get your point." He was quiet the rest of the game.

Scott

This is genius....I wonder if I could get away with this in football? Gonna keep this one in my pocket. Might pull it out someday.