Opinions

[The Roamin' Umpire]

I also work lacrosse (which has a zero-tolerance policy for foul language, at least around here - it's very nice). I like my assignor's policy in that regard: "F***" is a one-minute USC penalty. "F*** you" is three minutes and an ejection.

In football, we don't have discretion as to yardage, but any player who simply said "F*** you" to an official or opponent warrants an immediate ejection in my game.