Funny Situations

[Bob M.]

REPLY: Some years ago, I was the white hat for a local varsity game. {Stop laughing...that's not the funny part.] QB Dave Brown (with the Cardinals now, right?) from Westfield HS throws a pass over the middle to TE dragging behind the defensive line. Pass hits our umpire square in the forehead and he goes down. Seeing the pass fall incomplete, Brown asks me, "What was that?" All I could say was, "Assault and battery, I think."


Three years ago, we had a game on an old Astroturf field. During an injury TO, the players spot this tan puddle near the succeeding spot.
Player 1: "What's that?"
Player 2: "Looks like puke."
Player 3: puts his finger in it, raises it to his mouth, licks it off his finger and says, "Yep...it's puke!"

I never heard football players scream before that.