Rules Quiz?

Ridgeben · #1 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 10:55am

A couple of months ago someone posted a few rules quizzes. They were fun, does anyone else have a quiz or two to post?

Dan_ref · #2 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 11:23am

Top 10 Officials Forum quiz. Assume any rules you like except FEEBLE.

1. A1 shoots an airball and grabs the rebound. Travel?

2. B1 obtains legal guarding position on A1 with both feet inbounds. While moving backwards his left foot goes out of bounds as A1 lowers his shoulder and makes clear torso to torso contact. B1 ends up on the floor on his rear end. Block? Charge? Travel? OOB? Nuthin'?

3. How likely is it for Shaq to foul out while playing at home?

4. What's the over/under on referee knee surgeries this summer?

5. Hear any good French jokes?

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

7. What time was it when Chuck made his last post?

8. What did the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia do?

9. How do I become a D1 referee?

10. The referee who worked my daughter's 4th grade rec game last Saturday was hooooorible. How do I get him fired?

ChuckElias · #3 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 11:41am

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Originally posted by Dan_ref
7. What time was it when Chuck made his last post?

11:41 AM

ChuckElias · #4 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 11:42am

Oops, it was 11:42 AM

ChuckElias · #5 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 11:43am

It's really 12:43. But for some reason, it shows the wrong time for the Eastern time zone. . .

cmckenna · #6 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 11:50am

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Originally posted by Dan_ref

3. How likely is it for Shaq to foul out while playing at home?

Slim to none as long as Jack is there to keep the officials honest

JRutledge · #7 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 12:05pm

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Originally posted by Dan_ref

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

I just like Pepsi? It has a much better taste. OK, I like the color of the can.

Peace

Mark Padgett · #8 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 02:03pm

During play, a coach tells you your calls are crap. You should:

a) give him a direct technical foul
b) give him a flagrant technical foul and eject him from the building
c) puke on his shoes and stare at his pants
d) tell him he's French
e) kick him in the "counts", go into the stands and assault his wife, burn down his house and shoot his pets
f) give him the "stop sign" because you have good presence
g) pretend you are dyslexic and give him a lacinhcet
h) c, d, e and g

Correct answer: h

Jurassic Referee · #9 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 02:16pm

I'd agree,except for maybe the "pets" part(unless it was a French poodle).

Back In The Saddle · #10 (**permalink**) Tue May 13, 2003, 03:05pm

If you time it so that you have good "charcoal" from the burning house when you shoot the pets, it can be good eatin! As long as it's not a french poodle.

cmckenna · #11 (**permalink**) Wed May 14, 2003, 03:01pm

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Originally posted by Back In The Saddle
If you time it so that you have good "charcoal" from the burning house when you shoot the pets, it can be good eatin! As long as it's not a french poodle.

Don't we have to call them freedom poodles now???

Mark Padgett · #12 (**permalink**) Wed May 14, 2003, 03:15pm

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Originally posted by cmckenna

Don't we have to call them freedom poodles now???

A husband and wife come home from a party and see their teenage daughter making out on the couch with her boyfriend. The mom starts to yell at them. The daughter says "but Mom, we were just freedom kissing".

BOBBYMO · #13 (**permalink**) Wed May 14, 2003, 06:25pm

JRutledge
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I just like Pepsi!!!!

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Originally posted by Dan_ref

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

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I just like Pepsi? It has a much better taste. OK, I like the color of the can.

Peace
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Rut........... Your killin me ... I sell Coke.

rainmaker · #14 (**permalink**) Thu May 15, 2003, 12:45am

Lol!!

ROFL!!

Ohhh, STOP!!! I can't take it anymore!!

** gasp **

You guys are killin' me here... !!

NO, really, gasp..

please,....

LTD (Laughed to death...)

Nevadaref · #15 (**permalink**) Thu May 15, 2003, 05:35am

Quote:

Originally posted by JRutledge

Quote:

Originally posted by Dan_ref

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

I just like Pepsi? It has a much better taste. OK, I like the color of the can.

Peace

After that business in the men or women thread, this is hysterical!!!
Rut, you really showed a truly great sense of humor with this post.
And I would be remiss, if I didn't also give credit to Dan for his quick wit in coming up with the original question!