A couple of months ago someone posted a few rules quizzes. They were fun, does anyone else have a quiz or two to post?

Top 10 Officials Forum quiz. Assume any rules you like except FEEBLE.

1. A1 shoots an airball and grabs the rebound. Travel?

2. B1 obtains legal guarding position on A1 with both feet inbounds. While moving backwards his left foot goes out of bounds as A1 lowers his shoulder and makes clear torso to torso contact. B1 ends up on the floor on his rear end. Block? Charge? Travel? OOB? Nuthin'?

3. How likely is it for Shaq to foul out while playing at home?

4. What's the over/under on referee knee surgeries this summer?

5. Hear any good French jokes?

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

7. What time was it when Chuck made his last post?

8. What did the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia do?

9. How do I become a D1 referee?

10. The referee who worked my daughter's 4th grade rec game last Saturday was hooooorible. How do I get him fired?

11:41 AM

Oops, it was 11:42 AM

It's really 12:43. But for some reason, it shows the wrong time for the Eastern time zone. . . :confused:

Slim to none as long as Jack is there to keep the officials honest

I just like Pepsi!!!!
 

I just like Pepsi? It has a much better taste. OK, I like the color of the can. ;)

Peace

During play, a coach tells you your calls are crap. You should:

a) give him a direct technical foul
b) give him a flagrant technical foul and eject him from the building
c) puke on his shoes and stare at his pants
d) tell him he's French
e) kick him in the "counts", go into the stands and assault his wife, burn down his house and shoot his pets
f) give him the "stop sign" because you have good presence
g) pretend you are dyslexic and give him a lacinhcet
h) c, d, e and g

Correct answer: h

I'd agree,except for maybe the "pets" part(unless it was a French poodle).

If you time it so that you have good "charcoal" from the burning house when you shoot the pets, it can be good eatin! As long as it's not a french poodle. :D

Don't we have to call them freedom poodles now???

A husband and wife come home from a party and see their teenage daughter making out on the couch with her boyfriend. The mom starts to yell at them. The daughter says "but Mom, we were just freedom kissing".

Wake up Rut !!!!
 

JRutledge
Senior Member

Registered: Jun 2000
Posts: 2202
I just like Pepsi!!!!

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Originally posted by Dan_ref

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

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I just like Pepsi? It has a much better taste. OK, I like the color of the can.

Peace
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Go Blue!!!! Not on the field or court, but in the courtroom.


Rut........... Your killin me ... I sell Coke. :)

Lol!!

ROFL!!

Ohhh, STOP!!! I can't take it anymore!!

** gasp **

You guys are killin' me here... !!

NO, really, gasp..

please,....

LTD (Laughed to death...)

Re: I just like Pepsi!!!!
 

After that business in the men or women thread, this is hysterical!!!
Rut, you really showed a truly great sense of humor with this post.
And I would be remiss, if I didn't also give credit to Dan for his quick wit in coming up with the original question!