During play, a coach tells you your calls are crap. You should:
a) give him a direct technical foul
b) give him a flagrant technical foul and eject him from the building
c) puke on his shoes and stare at his pants
d) tell him he's French
e) kick him in the "counts", go into the stands and assault his wife, burn down his house and shoot his pets
f) give him the "stop sign" because you have good presence
g) pretend you are dyslexic and give him a lacinhcet
h) c, d, e and g
Correct answer: h
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