Rules Quiz?

[Back In The Saddle]

Originally posted by rainmaker
Lol!!

ROFL!!

Ohhh, STOP!!! I can't take it anymore!!

** gasp **

You guys are killin' me here... !!

NO, really, gasp..

please,....

LTD (Laughed to death...)

A moment of silence, please, to reflect on the passing of our dearly departed colleague.... Okay, that's long enough.

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Nevadaref

After that business in the men or women thread, this is hysterical!!!
Rut, you really showed a truly great sense of humor with this post.
And I would be remiss, if I didn't also give credit to Dan for his quick wit in coming up with the original question!

yeah, Rut & I are a team (I thought his post was prety good myself)

Ebony...and Ivory....come on, sing along, you all know the words!

[Larks]

Originally posted by Dan_ref
Top 10 Officials Forum quiz. Assume any rules you like except FEEBLE.

1. A1 shoots an airball and grabs the rebound. Travel?

2. B1 obtains legal guarding position on A1 with both feet inbounds. While moving backwards his left foot goes out of bounds as A1 lowers his shoulder and makes clear torso to torso contact. B1 ends up on the floor on his rear end. Block? Charge? Travel? OOB? Nuthin'?

3. How likely is it for Shaq to foul out while playing at home?

4. What's the over/under on referee knee surgeries this summer?

5. Hear any good French jokes?

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?

7. What time was it when Chuck made his last post?

8. What did the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia do?

9. How do I become a D1 referee?

10. The referee who worked my daughter's 4th grade rec game last Saturday was hooooorible. How do I get him fired?

1. No
2. Player Control
3. 1 our of 19 Games assuming his FT % is below 50% for said game
4. 42 and a half
5. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his *** all the time. The other is a chimpansee.
6. Dont know, but I like it in the can. Wait...is that also a french joke?
7. What Time was it? Game Time!
8. He was awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG.
9. It takes a very steady hand.
10. You dont....you simply walk over to him and puke on his shoes

Larks
VIT and Softball Rat

[fletch_irwin_m]

Originally posted by Dan_ref
Top 10 Officials Forum quiz. Assume any rules you like except FEEBLE.

1. A1 shoots an airball and grabs the rebound. Travel?
Yes, if you are either a coach, member or fan of the opposing team.
2. B1 obtains legal guarding position on A1 with both feet inbounds. While moving backwards his left foot goes out of bounds as A1 lowers his shoulder and makes clear torso to torso contact. B1 ends up on the floor on his rear end. Block? Charge? Travel? OOB? Nuthin'?
If his foot had not touched OOB - Charge. If I really didn't like B1 Block!
3. How likely is it for Shaq to foul out while playing at home? 50/50. It depends whether or not he is pouting over the 58 shots Kobe is taking.

4. What's the over/under on referee knee surgeries this summer? If the number is 2 I will take the over

5. Hear any good French jokes?
"the only thing good about the French is their bread, dressing, fries and kissing"

6. Besides preference, why do you prefer Coke over Pepsi?
Coke. But working in a place with Pepsi pouring rights, I really enjoy Sierra Mist, Sobe and Gatorade!
7. What time was it when Chuck made his last post?
More often the your local weather on the weather channel
8. What did the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia do?
Stare into space counting Peehs, with his trusty god right next to him.
9. How do I become a D1 referee?
Two Words: Nose, Brown. Put them in any order you want.

10. The referee who worked my daughter's 4th grade rec game last Saturday was hooooorible. How do I get him fired?

Have you checked into your low self esteem?

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by Dan_ref
Ebony...and Ivory....come on, sing along, you all know the words!

As performed by Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) and The Chairman of the Board, Mr. Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo) on SNL:

Frank: "You are black, and I am white
Life's an Eskimo Pie, let's.. take a bite!
That was groovy thinkin'
Lincoln, when you set them freeeeeee..."

Stevie: "I am dark, and you are light."
Frank: "You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!
Side by side, you are my amigo,
Negro, let's not fiiiiiiiight!"

Stevie: "Ebony, ivory
Living in perfect harmony."

Frank: "Salt and pepper,
Sammy and Dean
Stevie and me are peachy keen!"

[Dan_ref]

Fletch & Larksie both get 90%.

Anyone else care to give it a shot?

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by ChuckElias

As performed by Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) and The Chairman of the Board, Mr. Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo) on SNL:

Frank: "You are black, and I am white
Life's an Eskimo Pie, let's.. take a bite!
That was groovy thinkin'
Lincoln, when you set them freeeeeee..."

Stevie: "I am dark, and you are light."
Frank: "You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!
Side by side, you are my amigo,
Negro, let's not fiiiiiiiight!"

Stevie: "Ebony, ivory
Living in perfect harmony."

Frank: "Salt and pepper,
Sammy and Dean
Stevie and me are peachy keen!"

LOL! Thanks, I forgot all about that!