Not Sure If They Need Officials or Not

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by Freddy

From Rodman To Coach Topless Women’s Basketball Team CBS Chicago today:

(WSCR) Former Bulls bad boy Dennis Rodman is taking his antics to a new level. The five-time NBA champion is coming back to basketball — this time as the coach for a topless women’s team he is launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York. According to a report, Rodman decided to put the team together after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb. “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman said.

If they follow NFHS, I'm trying to think of rules revisions that would be necessary. The term commonly used for "faking being fouled" would no doubt have to be changed.

Mark:

I am ready to apply. Are you going to join me.

MTD, Sr.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

Mark:

I am ready to apply. Are you going to join me.

MTD, Sr.

Wouldn't it be hard to call fouls when every player apparently is number double zero?

[bainsey]

The double-dribble joke here is too easy.

[Ignats75]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Wouldn't it be hard to call fouls when every player apparently is number double zero?

Nah. I will be finger painting numbers on them. They will conform to NFHS guidelines for size and placement.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by mark padgett

wouldn't it be hard to call fouls when every player apparently is number double zero?

36 d?

[Bad Zebra]

I'm sitting here trying to think of a good way to work FLOPPING into a post...I'll get back to you.

[Freddy]

Originally Posted by Bad Zebra

I'm sitting here trying to think of a good way to work FLOPPING into a post...I'll get back to you.

That was the intent of the likely revision in post #1, but didn't want to use the word lest it invite too graphic a visualization in the mind of the reader.

Seems the C would really need to be self-disciplined to maintain focus on his primary when all the players are over in T's and L's areas.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Freddy

Seems the C would really need to be self-disciplined to maintain focus on his primary when all the players are over in T's and L's areas.

So...are you saying you'd have to use TLC with these players?

BTW - let's say a post player swings around and smacks her defender in the face with her you-know-whats. What signal would you use?

[Freddy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

BTW - let's say a post player swings around and smacks her defender in the face with her you-know-whats. What signal would you use?

4-24-8b might have to be expanded: "The aggressiveness with which the arms and elbows are swung could cause injury to another player if contacted."
That would, of course, affect 9-13-1 also.

Who knows if, when they make these edits to the rulebook, the casebook will ever again be in harmony with the intent of the rule (cf. the 9-9 and 9.9.1 debacle from this year)!

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Freddy

That was the intent of the likely revision in post #1, but didn't want to use the word lest it invite too graphic a visualization in the mind of the reader.

Seems the C would really need to be self-disciplined to maintain focus on his primary when all the players are over in T's and L's areas.

Don't you mean the "slot"?

[Rich]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Don't you mean the "slot"?

I always thought that would be an innovative way to swipe credit cards in a strip joint.