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[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by futuredoc2014

Why the referees wore jackets.

It keeps the hot, single, moms from attacking us. The striped shirt is a "chick magnet".

[Bad Zebra]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

It keeps the hot, single, moms from attacking us. The striped shirt is a "chick magnet".

Our problem here is the "sexy satin" style jackets that draws the hot moms in anyway...it's a real challenge to stay focused when they're throwing themselves at us during warm ups.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Bad Zebra

Our problem here is the "sexy satin" style jackets that draws the hot moms in anyway, it's a real challenge to stay focused when they're throwing themselves at us during warm ups.

Here, in my little corner of Connecticut, we use the same type of shiny, satin, jackets. Hot, single, moms are always asking me if I was an actor in the movie Boogie Nights. Of course the fact that I have the name, "Dirk Diggler", embroidered on my jacket may have something to do with the special attention that I get from hot, single, moms. I'm not going to tell you that it's unwanted attention.

[JRutledge]

Seriously Billy?

Peace

[Adam]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

Seriously Billy?

Peace

+1

Those new moderators sure are going to have their hands full.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

Seriously Billy?

Of course I was not being serious. We do not have any names, either real, or fictional, embroidered on our jackets. All we have is our local board affiliation patch.

However, I was being serious about the shiny, satin jacket. It really does look like a jacket from the disco roller skating era. In regard to this fashion faux pas, I am being serious, and you can take that to one of the big monster mega banks.