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This place got into my psyche

I had to issue a technical foul to an assistant coach today.

When I reported the foul to the table, I said "Blue Assistant Coach...", and while giving the "T" sign, I continued... "whack, white shoots two."
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Old Fri Nov 18, 2011, 10:14pm
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I had to issue a technical foul to an assistant coach today.

When I reported the foul to the table, I said "Blue Assistant Coach...", and while giving the "T" sign, I continued... "whack, white shoots two."
Better than "whack get out."
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Old Sat Nov 19, 2011, 06:12pm
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I got to issue a technical foul to an assistant coach today.

When I reported the foul to the table, I said "Blue Assistant Coach...", and while giving the "T" sign, I continued... "whack, white shoots two."

Lucky you!
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Old Sat Nov 19, 2011, 10:07pm
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Better than "whack get out."
Nothing is better than "Whack! Get out!"

Whack! Get out! Rasheed ejected by Ron Garretson. - YouTube
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Old Wed Nov 23, 2011, 05:58pm
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Funny what came out of my mouth reminded me I had not been lurking on the forum since

MS Girls Wreck League:

I am reminding a coach that has been in the league about 4 seasons now, that he knows me well enough to know I won't put up w/ constant whinning/chipping. (Whether directed at me, or worse, at my rookie partner trying to survive his first game ever).


Funny what came out of my mouth reminded me I had not been lurking on the forum since end of last season...

Low volume between he and I:

"Coach, grow up. I will "WHACK" you right here in front of your girls"

Loud enough for everyone and god to hear:

"Coach, this is your warning; If you make one more comment directed at myself or the other Official on the floor, it will result in a Technical Foul. Is that clear?!?!?

Not sure which speech worked for him, but not another PEEP all night.

* Just hoping he didn't think I would literally WHACK him upside his empty head. . . Then again... :>
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Old Fri Nov 25, 2011, 03:04pm
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had a partner getting some back talk from a player and he tried to calm him down. When that didn't work, with his whistle not in his mouth, he makes the T sign and yells "BAP... thats yours". i was on the end line and had to steady myself on the wall. i was cracking up on the inside.
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Old Mon Nov 28, 2011, 10:42pm
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Nothing is better than "Whack! Get out!"

Whack! Get out! Rasheed ejected by Ron Garretson. - YouTube
I've seen this SO many times, but it never gets old!!
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