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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 07:43pm
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Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
"Hey Whitey, where's your hat? I betcha a thousand bucks you slice into the rough."

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and I never slice.
OH#%@**%!!!"
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 08:17pm
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More Ty Webb

Ty Webb:

I was born to love you,

I was born to lick your face,

I was born to rub you,

But you were born to rub me first.
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 01:21am
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Originally posted by just another ref
Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."
The above quote is from The Wizard of Oz. It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away.
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 03:55am
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Elderberry? the edible black or red berrylike drupe of any of a genus (Sambucus) of shrubs or trees of the honeysuckle family bearing flat clusters of small white or pink flowers.
Wine can be made from elderberries.
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 04:22am
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It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away. [/B][/QUOTE]Yeah,and don't think that that didn't piss me off!
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 07:57am
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Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."
The above quote is from The Wizard of Oz. It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away.
It is hard for me to believe that word was used in that movie.
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 09:00am
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as usual, mick is correct

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Originally posted by mick
Quote:
Originally posted by just another ref
Quote:
Originally posted by just another ref
Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."
The above quote is from The Wizard of Oz. It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away.
It is hard for me to believe that word was used in that movie.
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If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring
a damage suit that'll take your whole farm!
There's a law protecting folks against dogs
that bite!
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 09:14am
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"Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish."
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 09:41am
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Originally posted by Larks
WOODY: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: A little early, isn't it Woody?
WOODY: For a beer?
NORM: No, for stupid questions.
Well, since Larks is using a Cheers quote, here's my favorite Normism. Norm walks in the bar. It's snowing outside.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. What's up?
Norm: My nipples, Woody. It's cold out there!

Still makes me laugh
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:10am
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Here's one....

Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

And...

Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.



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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:13am
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MOMMA: I dreamed Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me!
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:24am
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Re: Here's one....

Quote:
Originally posted by Larks
Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

And...

Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.



I loved Throw Momma From the Train...and my favorite Normism:

Coach: Norm! How's it going?
Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there Coach, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:30am
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NORM!!

(Frasier on a ledge threatening to jump after Lilith leaves him)
NORM: Frasier. Listen to me. This is Norm Peterson. I want you to listen very carefully. You left about a half a bottle of beer on the bar. You don't suppose I could maybe..

FRASIER: Help yourself!

NORM: Thank you!

and...

SAM: What will you have, Norm?

NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

SAM: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.

NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:48am
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WOODY: So the painting business is that good, huh?

NORM: Too good, Woody. Like today, I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.

WOODY: So what did you do?

NORM: I skipped them both and came in here. I think I made the right choice. (Drinks beer)
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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 11:20am
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Re: as usual, mick is correct

Quote:
Originally posted by A Pennsylvania Coach
Quote:
Originally posted by mick
Quote:
Originally posted by just another ref
Quote:
Originally posted by just another ref
Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."
The above quote is from The Wizard of Oz. It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away.
It is hard for me to believe that word was used in that movie.
Don'cha love Google?

http://www.un-official.com/The_Daily...t/ms_wizoz.htm


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If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring
a damage suit that'll take your whole farm!
There's a law protecting folks against dogs
that bite!
Boy, am I embarassed. I was just like mick, it was hard for me to believe, too, but we had the video and played that sucker back about seven times and we still thought she said "damn suit." Make every thing into a positive experience. Some day I will give a coach the benefit of the doubt because of this. "He wasn't using profanity. He just called me a damaged referee."
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