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Originally posted by ChuckElias

Well, since Larks is using a Cheers quote, here's my favorite Normism. Norm walks in the bar. It's snowing outside.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. What's up?
Norm: My nipples, Woody. It's cold out there!

Still makes me laugh

Hard to believe that the city that has Cheers and the Celtics could also have the Bosox. Guess that what they mean by "taking the bad with the good" -- No, the Bosox ain't the good.

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Originally posted by Larks
Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

And...

Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.

Throw momma from the train. Billy Crystal and Danny DiVito.

[Mark Padgett]

from M*A*S*H:

Colonel Blake is in Tokyo, so Frank Burns is running the outfit. He gets everyone up at 6 am to exercise. Hawkeye and Trapper are in their bathrobes. Frank wants the men to "count off". Hawkeye and Trapper look at each other.

Trapper: Are you "one"?

Hawkeye puts his hand limply on his hip and lisps, "yes, are you?"

[ChuckElias]

My wife's favorite M*A*S*H moment involves Colonel Flagg (the CIA guy). Colonel Potter comes into his own office to find Flagg sitting in his chair behind his desk.

Potter: I didn't see you come in.
Flagg: Nobody ever sees me come in. I'm like the wind.
Potter: Well, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair!

She still uses that line if I'm sitting where she wants to sit. Hey, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair!