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Here's one....
Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.
And...
Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.
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