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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 10:29am
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Whats an elderberry?
Answer: Isn't an elderberry purple and known to only grow on the westside of Cincinnati?

Bridgekeeper: Stop! What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
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Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 10:30am
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



Whats an elderberry?
Hey, is this Field of Dreams also???
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 10:35am
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



Whats an elderberry?
Hey, is this Field of Dreams also???
Uhhhh....NO Monty Python's and the Holy Grail.

Wizards post on favorite color is also Holy Grail

JR's song about the transvestite lumberjack I believe is from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 10:48am
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How about These 2....
Captain: You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Captain: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.


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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 10:57am
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Captain: You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Captain: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.
If you didn't know that this is "Cool Hand Luke" you'll to spend "a night in the box"!
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 11:01am
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Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."
Field of Dreams.
Not the one we're looking for.
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 11:19am
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All this movie talk reminds me of a story. 10 year olds Tommy and Susie were watching a John Wayne flick when the Duke took the woman in his arms and said "I want what I want when I want it." and he always got it. This gave little Tommy ideas and he grabbed little Susie in his arms and said "I want what I want when I want it." Little Susie pushed him away and said "You'll get what I got when I get it." A dirty joke you can tell your mother. Jim
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 11:44am
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Not that anybody seems to care but, my quotes were from "Inherit The Wind". This was the movie based on the "Scopes Monkey Trial". It starred Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Harry Morgan, Claude Akins and Dick York.

Tracy played Henry Drummond, based on Clarence Darrow - March played Matthew Harrison Brady, based on William Jennings Bryan - York played Bertram Cates, based on the school teacher John Scopes and Gene Kelly played E.K. Hornbeck, based on newspaperman H.L. Mencken.

The movie (and the play it was derived from) was a fairly factual account of the trial in the 1920s in Dayton, TN (Hillsboro TN in the movie) in which a HS science teacher was arrested for violating a state law prohibiting the teaching of evolution.
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 11:56am
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Boy,

All these Caddyshack quotes on an Officials Forum and no.....

Ty to Carl standing in Carl's "living room" : "Can I get a ruling"???
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 12:12pm
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The movie (and the play it was derived from) was a fairly factual account of the trial in the 1920s in Dayton, TN (Hillsboro TN in the movie) in which a HS science teacher was arrested for violating a state law prohibiting the teaching of evolution.
Never saw the movie, sorry, but I was aware of the trial.

As an aside, I've officiated many games at Rhea Co. High School, which is in Dayton, TN!
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 12:13pm
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



Whats an elderberry?
A really, really old berry. May be Rick or Jon.
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 12:45pm
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Hey, is this Field of Dreams also???
Uhhhh....NO Monty Python's and the Holy Grail.

Wizards post on favorite color is also Holy Grail

JR's song about the transvestite lumberjack I believe is from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Darn, I thought I had that one nailed! Anyway...here's one from one of my favorite tv shows when I was a young'un...

"Branded. Branded as a traitor man.
Branded. Branded as a traitor man.
To prove you're a man, you must live off the land,
When you're branded.
Branded as a traitor man."

Of course, as kids we had another version which used the word stranded and had to do with not having any toilet paper, but that's for another post...
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 01:15pm
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Cool One of my favorites.......
I love Bosco
It's made with TNT
Mommy puts it in my milk to try to poison me
But I fooled Mommy
I put it in her tea
Now there's no more Mommy
To try to poison me


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All these Caddyshack quotes on an Officials Forum and no.....
It's your honor, Your Honor.
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Old Thu Mar 27, 2003, 05:02pm
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All these Caddyshack quotes on an Officials Forum and no.....
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
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