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Old Fri Mar 28, 2003, 10:24am
rockyroad rockyroad is offline
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Re: Here's one....

Quote:
Originally posted by Larks
Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

And...

Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.



I loved Throw Momma From the Train...and my favorite Normism:

Coach: Norm! How's it going?
Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there Coach, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!
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