"Hey Whitey, where's your hat? I betcha a thousand bucks you slice into the rough."

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and I never slice.
OH#%@**%!!!"

More Ty Webb
 

Ty Webb:

I was born to love you,

I was born to lick your face,

I was born to rub you,

But you were born to rub me first.

The above quote is from <i>The Wizard of Oz</i>. It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away.

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It happened when the mean old lady came to take poor Toto away to be destroyed. Don't worry, he got away. [/B][/QUOTE]Yeah,and don't think that that didn't piss me off! :mad:

It is hard for me to believe that word was used in that movie.

as usual, mick is correct
 

Don'cha love Google?

http://www.un-official.com/The_Daily...t/ms_wizoz.htm


MISS GULCH
If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring
a damage suit that'll take your whole farm!
There's a law protecting folks against dogs
that bite!

"Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish."

Well, since Larks is using a Cheers quote, here's my favorite Normism. Norm walks in the bar. It's snowing outside.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. What's up?
Norm: My nipples, Woody. It's cold out there!

Still makes me laugh :)

Here's one....
 

Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little a$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

And...

Momma: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.

MOMMA: I dreamed Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me! :D

Re: Here's one....
 

I loved Throw Momma From the Train...and my favorite Normism:

Coach: Norm! How's it going?
Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there Coach, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!

NORM!!
 

(Frasier on a ledge threatening to jump after Lilith leaves him)
NORM: Frasier. Listen to me. This is Norm Peterson. I want you to listen very carefully. You left about a half a bottle of beer on the bar. You don't suppose I could maybe..

FRASIER: Help yourself!

NORM: Thank you!

and...

SAM: What will you have, Norm?

NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

SAM: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.

NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.

WOODY: So the painting business is that good, huh?

NORM: Too good, Woody. Like today, I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.

WOODY: So what did you do?

NORM: I skipped them both and came in here. I think I made the right choice. (Drinks beer)

Re: as usual, mick is correct
 

Boy, am I embarassed. I was just like mick, it was hard for me to believe, too, but we had the video and played that sucker back about seven times and we still thought she said "damn suit." Make every thing into a positive experience. Some day I will give a coach the benefit of the doubt because of this. "He wasn't using profanity. He just called me a damaged referee."