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Bridgekeeper: Stop! What... is your name? Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Galahad: Blue. No, yel... auuuuuuuugh! |
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Wizards post on favorite color is also Holy Grail JR's song about the transvestite lumberjack I believe is from Monty Python's Flying Circus. |
How about These 2....
Captain: You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
===== Captain: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men. |
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All this movie talk reminds me of a story. 10 year olds Tommy and Susie were watching a John Wayne flick when the Duke took the woman in his arms and said "I want what I want when I want it." and he always got it. This gave little Tommy ideas and he grabbed little Susie in his arms and said "I want what I want when I want it." Little Susie pushed him away and said "You'll get what I got when I get it." A dirty joke you can tell your mother. Jim
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Not that anybody seems to care ;) but, my quotes were from "Inherit The Wind". This was the movie based on the "Scopes Monkey Trial". It starred Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Harry Morgan, Claude Akins and Dick York.
Tracy played Henry Drummond, based on Clarence Darrow - March played Matthew Harrison Brady, based on William Jennings Bryan - York played Bertram Cates, based on the school teacher John Scopes and Gene Kelly played E.K. Hornbeck, based on newspaperman H.L. Mencken. The movie (and the play it was derived from) was a fairly factual account of the trial in the 1920s in Dayton, TN (Hillsboro TN in the movie) in which a HS science teacher was arrested for violating a state law prohibiting the teaching of evolution. |
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All these Caddyshack quotes on an Officials Forum and no..... Ty to Carl standing in Carl's "living room" : "Can I get a ruling"??? |
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As an aside, I've officiated many games at Rhea Co. High School, which is in Dayton, TN! ;) |
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Wizards post on favorite color is also Holy Grail JR's song about the transvestite lumberjack I believe is from Monty Python's Flying Circus. [/B][/QUOTE] Darn, I thought I had that one nailed! :) Anyway...here's one from one of my favorite tv shows when I was a young'un... "Branded. Branded as a traitor man. Branded. Branded as a traitor man. To prove you're a man, you must live off the land, When you're branded. Branded as a traitor man." Of course, as kids we had another version which used the word stranded and had to do with not having any toilet paper, but that's for another post... |
One of my favorites.......
I love Bosco
It's made with TNT Mommy puts it in my milk to try to poison me But I fooled Mommy I put it in her tea Now there's no more Mommy To try to poison me Sick, huh? |
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