I sang along.
Those are the words I remember.
...And great coloring books with those wide, dark lines....
mick

With all due respect ........
 

to Mary Poppins and those who love her, this is one thing I like about having a son, more tolerable movies. Try this one:

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hang in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience, which'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man."

"Fill your hand you sonuva*****!"


(This is really too easy.)

I really hope that by "more tolerable" you mean for you and not for a child (unless he's 20 by now)! :eek: If that's children's material, I'm not getting the joke. . .

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hang in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience, which'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man."

"Fill your hand you sonuva*****!"

John Wayne, in "True Grit"

Have you guys all been into JR's meds? How does a post go from Machock's ejection to discussions on T's to a couple bad jokes between JR and I to Guess this movie line competition?!?

Fine...I'll join the fray....

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

or.....same movie.....

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Name that movie....

Airport?

Airplane!

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

You are correct sir.

If we're off a completely different tangent (movie quotes), then you referenced the best one of all.

Spaulding Smails: I want a hamburger.. no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Judge Smails: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.

Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


THAT MOVIE IS GOLD, JERRY! PURE GOLD!

True Grit rated G....That's probably the roughest line in the whole movie.

Ty Webb
 

TY WEBB: I like you, Betty.

DANNY: That's Danny sir.

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JUDGE SMAILS: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Why, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

TY WEBB: Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch

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DR. BEEPER: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.

TY WEBB: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

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CARL SPACKLER: People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living

TY WEBB: People don't say that about you...as far as you know

Don't get me wrong, I do not endorse profanity for children, but it is very common in our world and to totally shield them from it would be nearly impossible. Example:
Can anyone identify this movie quote?

"I'll slap a damn suit on you and take your whole farm."

Chorus: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I work all night and I sleep all day

I cut down trees,I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays,I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees,I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees,I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!


I know that Dan and Chuck sang along!

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



Whats an elderberry?

Field of Dreams.